Friday, 1 February 2013

Should we really be surprised anymore?

And to think at around 5pm last night it all looked so promising.

For once it seemed, Rovers had a clear plan of attack, a deliberate (if drastic) way to tackle the predicament the club had been left in after a scattergun approach to buying every classic no.10 forward in mainland Europe over the Venky's reign.

With the Rovers wage bill more than unsustainable in it's current guise and a large number too many sitting about either doing the square root of nothing or not producing on a consistent enough basis a clear out was needed - not just to reduce the outgoings column, but to reshape the side.

We can argue about the varying qualities and talents of Mauro Formica, Diogo Rosado, Simon Vukcevic and yes, even Ruben Rochina all day long but the cold, hard truth is that none of those mentioned were producing enough (or at all) on a consistent enough basis to justify the large wages they were on.

Ideally the exits of David Goodwillie, Paul Robinson and pay rise seeking Gael Givet would have been confirmed as well but it's testament to the poorly judged, lengthy and expensive contracts we seem to hand out willy nilly that we couldn't find any willing victims viable suitors.

But by getting shot of four big names, this opened up a chance for new boss Michael Appleton to add one or two new additions that could produce in the Championship, and come late afternoon it had transpired we'd identified those men.... DJ Campbell and West Brom's Jerome Thomas.


Hardly players you'd want to launch an assault on the Premier League, but two names who can more than handle themselves in the situation we're currently in. Sensible signings if you will, a complete change of pace from the norm and a hopeful sign at least that Appleton has a player savvy head screwed on (scant consolation right now) in a way plenty of others who are/were at the club don't.

The duo are perhaps not as flash and even as talented as the four we had let go, but they are certainly more battle hardened to the English league and allow us to mould the starting eleven around our one shining light, Jordan Rhodes.

It sounded too good to be true. And for an almost ironically comedic reason it didn't transpire.

Quite what the directors and powers that be in charge of pushing the deal through were playing at, I'm pretty sure the man upstairs would struggle to tell you. Getting the requisite paperwork completed and sent to the relevant authorities on time is a task that a reasonably evolved ape could pull off given basic training, but between Shagnew, the directors and quite possibly Appleton it waited... and waited... and waited.

11pm rolled around and still nothing. QPR's DJ Campbell had been sat in the club reception since 9pm waiting to finalise formalities, Jerome Thomas was made to sit with and brew and wait by a West Bromwich Albion possibly a little more preoccupied by the enthralling story of the night - the Peter Odemwingie breakdown.

I'm sure Rovers themselves will point to external factors that prevented things from moving forward but if they're really honest they'll finally treat this as the chilling wake up call some of the out for themselves power figures badly need.

It was another shoddy end to another shoddy transfer window, and the blame lies squarely in the Ewood offices.


And where was old Shebby in all of this? He was practically given the day off, he wasn't involved in the latest shambles. Quite possibly he was sat at home prank calling local residents and shouting "ROBBIE" down the phone at them. Maybe he'd nipped outside with a pen trying to find more 15 year old Portuguese prodigies to sign up. All joking aside though, he did nothing.

But what does that say? Your £400,000 a year Global Advisor/Chief Executive/Hot Air Production Machine is not involved in one of the busiest days of the footballing calender. Jesus Christ.

What it does tell us is that there is more than one clown performing at this circus, one more with the inability to tell his backside from his elbow. Another damning exhibition of the ineptness that has engulfed and crippled the club to the point where it's almost beyond parody.

Rovers are now faced with a situation where they are at least two meaningful players down, the starting XI still looks fairly serviceable but the bench looks like a house party after all the good looking people have suddenly left. The loan window and the free transfer market are available to rectify the latest moronic series of events but if it was me I wouldn't let this go.

The officials at the club have again demonstrated they're not up to this, that egos have hampered the need to service the place that employs them properly. Heads should roll this morning.

And to think Michael Appleton left Blackpool because he thought they were frustrating in the transfer market?

21 comments:

  1. I believe Venkys have given more power to Shaw and Agnew and have told Shebby to work on different matters now. Obviously they have failed terribly when rising up to the challenge.

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  2. Us fans of BlackBURNED Rovers are the ones that suffer

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  3. But we all knew it would end up like this. Who on earth could be surprised. And you think Thomas and Campbell will want to come back for a short term loan? No-one would believe me at work yesterday when I said there would no way anyone was coming in. It would all be lies, ifs and maybes. Cutting the wage bill was no1 priority. So it has proved.........

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  4. The whole affair is a shambles, of that there is no question, and quite rightly as you say heads must roll, unless there is some exceptional explanation.
    However, please don't let this just be an excuse for another round of Venky bashing.
    It looks like Michael Appleton is beginning to impose himself on the team and the style of football, so can we all please just concentrate on that and support our team.

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  5. Gutted, embarrassed and wondering when it will all end.

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  6. If there was any element of truth in either of the names, then both should be signed up on loan when the loan window opens next week.

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  7. You describe this as "the chilling wake up call" !!!

    It would be easier to wake up John Cleese's dead parrot than the brain dead collection of half wits who together have destroyed our club.

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  8. Lancashire football is now a comedy store. Rovers, Blackpool, Preston....

    Not a clue between us,

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  9. Hey, you leave us alone..., we are short of strikers and managed to get rid of Kevin Phillips....

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  10. In what world was bringin in DJ Campbell and Thomas at the expense of Ruben, Mauro & Simon a good idea? You talk as if we are a brilliant chance creating side, the three players were let go because they couldnt get into the side due to superb players keeping them out. Are you honestly saying that Josh King, Markus Ollson, Fabio Nunez and Gamst Peds are better than what we let go? Alright non of them made much of an impact but the ones who've stayed have made even less of an impact. Its like having a gangrenous leg and cutting the other off because "it was never up to scratch any way".

    In what world did we need DJ Cambell with Rhodes, Goodwillie, Gomez & Best in the team? Incase the entire strike force came down with a virus?

    The promised transfer dealings were poor to say the least and I hardly think that we "just ran out of time" when we had a month to do our business. I think this is the point at which the penny drops with most fans that - Venkys ARE asset stripping and if you still think the facade of "the large wage bill" is real then look at the transfer incomings, bar Rhodes & Dann they generally look between the free-3mil range for players, just like the rest of the championship.

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  11. With the number of shocking decisions which have been made over the last couple of years, you'd find it difficult not to think that this is almost being done on purpose!

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  12. Spot on as always

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  13. How sad is it to read this article, and with the best will in the world towards the club, have to agree with virtually every word of it. The one consolation for me (and yes I am scraping the barrel),is that the planned outs and ins made sense in terms of the personnel we need for the battles ahead and that might tell us that MA is still the answer.
    God I hope so-I cant take much more.

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  14. India is often referred to as an "Asian Tiger".

    If the skills of Venkys are indicative of the level of achievement generally to be found within Indian management then God help any Space Programme Astronauts scheduled for blast off.

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  15. All seems a bit wierd to me,letting 3 good players go,and then bringing in 2 average players.My god what`s happening!!!!!!!!

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  16. Disappointed to see Myles "one for the future" Anderson leave to further his meteoric career at Exeter. Such a talent. What were Venky's thinking of letting him go like that?

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  17. The horrific irony of this fire sale is that the Venky's now need the help of those they ignored snd betrayed in their insane support of their stooge Stave Kean: the fsns. They have woken up late in realising that crowds - the fans - are crucial to cash flow. Do we reward them for their stupidity, vanity and mendacious behaviour by turning up to games? Do those monsters deserve our hard-earned money for their reckless actions? Do they???

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  18. Perhaps they're going to put the club up for sale. I do hope so. If Venky's go that will be the best thing that happened to this club since the day before they arrived. Congratulations to the person whose snowball hit those clowns btw!

    And to think that that charlatan Steve Kean made off with £1.2 million or whatever it was because he, er, RESIGNED. A shameful disgrace if ever there was one. The Venky's seem to have money to burn on idiots like Kean and Singh but - as we all know anyway - they've got no idea how to run a football club.

    Venky's - get the hell out of town. You and your like aren't wanted here.

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    1. 100% Venky's Out!

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  19. Stop moaning and for once support your team.

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  20. All we hear from down the road is complaining and how bad your club is being run. Wake up and smell the coffee you are an average championship side at best. You have not been sold down the river you have caring owners who are trying there best, they have not done a Portsmouth and are not spending beyond there means. So stop complaining and either follow them or chose another team.

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